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You+can+destroy+a+country.+But+you+can%26%238217%3Bt+destroy+a+parent+willing+to+do+whatever+they+can+to+keep+their+kids+happy+%26%238211%3B+despite+the+world+around+them.
Coming+to+a+warehouse+near+you%26%238230%3B
Coming to a warehouse near you… SCORE 26
Seems+reasonable+to+me%26%238230%3B
Seems reasonable to me… SCORE 20
Dolly+Parton+just+help+cure+AIDS%2C+basically.
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
George+Washington%26%238217%3Bs+military+trunk+bed+used+during+the+Revolutionary+War%2C+circa+1775
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
More+breadsticks+please.
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
%2Ahave
*have SCORE 16
Letter+sent+by+A+Singaporean+Principal+before+exams
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
On+my+way%2C+Padre%21
On my way, Padre! SCORE 13
The+Office+cameos
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Well+he%26%238217%3Bs+not+wrong.
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
Career+options+are+actually+pretty+limited%26%238230%3B
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
The+Return+of+the+Cardboard
The Return of the Cardboard SCORE 24
Everybody+loves+an+origin+story.
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
I+wonder+how+many+calories+are+burned+washing+hands%26%238230%3B
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Get+this+kid+an+%5Bf%5Dork%21
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Use+Banana+leaves+as+natural+packaging+to+reduce+plastic+use%2C+please.
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Memory+Foam+can+get+stuffed.
Memory Foam can get stuffed. SCORE 18
This+is+not+the+cake+you%26%238217%3Bre+looking+for%26%238230%3B
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
He+has+never+felt+so+empowered.
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
Words.
Words. SCORE 9
Do+the+blink%21
Do the blink! SCORE 23
A+little+space+please%2C+hefe%26%238230%3B
A little space please, hefe… SCORE 22
The+ol%26%238217%3B+switcherooo
The ol’ switcherooo SCORE 15
Life+is+a+joke+and+you%26%238217%3Bre+the+punch+line.
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
Facebook+ads+be+like%26%238230%3B
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
Papa+don%26%238217%3Bt+preach%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+in+trouble+deep%26%238230%3B
Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 18
The+mosquitoes+are+coming%26%238230%3B
The mosquitoes are coming… SCORE 23
We+rarely+deserve+dogs.
We rarely deserve dogs. SCORE 25
sent+via+FAX
sent via FAX SCORE 15
hello+little+friend
hello little friend SCORE 20
Am+I+being+dog+fished+right+meow..%3F
Am I being dog fished right meow..? SCORE 19
Satanicly+cheesy%21
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
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Or a college student that needs a GPA boost SCORE 168
It%26%238217%3Bs+Sad+But+It%26%238217%3Bs+True
It’s Sad But It’s True SCORE 10
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Not Gonna Happen SCORE 14
Damn+phone+%2Arolls+eyes%2A
Damn phone *rolls eyes* SCORE 6
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Playing on a server with high ping SCORE 8
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