I can’t get out of bed. SCORE 305
OM NOM NOM SCORE 3
Soon! SCORE 121
Right away, sir SCORE 5
And then sell the toast on Ebay to some unsuspecting idiot for $3000 SCORE 6
Dis my banana SCORE 7
Whenever I see people using hashtags on Facebook. SCORE 227
Meanwhile in Canada. SCORE 212
Fresh Prince: Google Translated. SCORE 78
My whole life I’ve been living a lie. SCORE 11
The Real Story… SCORE 10
How to troll someone’s computer. SCORE 225
Please do me a favor. SCORE 310
You will never unsee this… SCORE 124
always answer the first time SCORE 12
How I wish my pizza was delivered. SCORE 133
When I’m trying to be romantic… SCORE 143
Biology. SCORE 186
How Breaking Bad ends… SCORE 234
I think this cat might be smarter than me. SCORE 92
Boring college class bingo. SCORE 163
What happens when I have to much candy SCORE 0
How not to wash your clothes. SCORE 179
Rise. SCORE 7
Dancing lessons for kitty. SCORE 151
I’m a boat. SCORE 240
So much cocaine SCORE 5
My life, in a nutshell. SCORE 108
Presidential hair. SCORE 114
Strawberry shortcake SCORE 7
It’s a tough world. SCORE 159
Hedgehog, also mug hog. SCORE 124
