That awkward moment when… SCORE 137
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
How marriage works. SCORE 65
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
Friends. SCORE 215
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
Please be troll. SCORE 230
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
I love you. SCORE 20
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
Accurate. SCORE 257
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
New books. SCORE 200
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
All the Navies! SCORE 172
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
How people see me. SCORE 233
When you offer someone gum… SCORE 154
