Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Same thing… SCORE 21
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Accurate. SCORE 146
The power of barking SCORE 18
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
2pactopus SCORE 113
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Trollololo! SCORE 152
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Howling lessons SCORE 9
The Twortle SCORE 142
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
