Every time. SCORE 286
Literally. SCORE 225
MOST Endangered wildcat in the world (approx. 200 left) SCORE 8
I’m eating a banana. SCORE 2
All of my shirts could say this and be accurate. SCORE 145
So this happened… SCORE 72
Six reasons you should consider being a cat. SCORE 7
Mustache ice tray! SCORE 131
When I get in trouble with my professor SCORE 155
Seems legit. SCORE 296
Brace yourself. SCORE 443
Where’s Rob? SCORE 1
Cymbalta. SCORE 148
School these days. SCORE 139
I’ve still got it SCORE 297
Vegetarians SCORE -2
How karma works. SCORE 194
Reality SCORE 19
I miss High School. SCORE 435
The moment… SCORE 265
Men wearing skinny jeans SCORE 114
I like my men like I like my tea. SCORE 286
My heart is… SCORE 2
Gandalf problem solving. SCORE 115
Please send another ‘right person’ SCORE 221
Scumbag Dumbledore. SCORE 170
playing with fire SCORE 0
Whenever I use my parents’ computer. SCORE 130
An Epic Spanish Lip-Dub. SCORE -3
I’m from the 90s. SCORE 8
Oh, you want a dislike button? SCORE 199
I know that feel, bro. SCORE 387