There’s always one… SCORE 29
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 39
Private school looks legit… SCORE 21
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
It actually is this SCORE 35
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
Wouldn’t want anyone stealing… SCORE 12
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 31
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
*gunshots* SCORE 22
Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
You can do this. SCORE 47