What you expected your new cat to be like vs. reality. SCORE 75
Stop showing me pictures of your kids. SCORE 152
Hemp SCORE 172
Kid for sale SCORE 45
Fail. SCORE 73
This is how I know i'm getting old SCORE 35
He made a new friend at doggy day care SCORE 143
Fish tank/dog house. SCORE 157
What School Expects Out of You SCORE 193
how do they always know? SCORE 12
Always listening... SCORE 25
She just points to the cup whenever I try and start a conversation in the morning SCORE 54
Twins. SCORE 220
OK but who's going to play Trump? SCORE 37
Dasani SCORE 147
She got one thing right. SCORE 27
Spiraling stairs. SCORE 178
When you're feeling great but your hotel mirror puts you back in check. SCORE 100
Winnie the Pooh, and Winnie the Pup SCORE 86
Bees. SCORE 308
Why are they all carrying candy? SCORE 1457
Expensive cats SCORE 41
Dispassionate Christ SCORE 155
This Pug is ready to paint the town red. SCORE 19
Mama no. SCORE 52
Proper wing-man technique SCORE 197
Hidden hot springs SCORE 68
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 121
Whistling noise coming from the engine! SCORE 131
Annnnd... I'm old. SCORE 278
Happy Thanksgiving! SCORE 74
Weird and sad. SCORE 141
