Slow Robot
don%26%238217%3Bt+stop+plz
SCORE 122
C+O+N+T+A+C+T
C O N T A C T SCORE 24
Small+town+USA%2C+in+an+echo+chamber.
Small town USA, in an echo chamber. SCORE 35
Beat+that+thing%2C+boy.
Beat that thing, boy. SCORE 29
Quite+possibly+I+am+adept+at+avoiding+answering+questions.
Quite possibly I am adept at avoiding answering questions. SCORE 32
I+fitted.
I fitted. SCORE 27
Never+could+figure+that+one+out%26%238230%3B
Never could figure that one out… SCORE 18
Teach+your+children+well.
Teach your children well. SCORE 19
Onwards%2C+to+battle%21
Onwards, to battle! SCORE 27
Buh%26%238230%3B+GOK
Buh… GOK SCORE 25
Workers+eradicate+first+nest+of+%26%238216%3Bmurder+hornets%26%238217%3B+found+in+US
Workers eradicate first nest of ‘murder hornets’ found in US SCORE 26
Then%26%238230%3B+she+got%26%238230%3B+THE+SPRAY+BOTTLE%21%21%21
Then… she got… THE SPRAY BOTTLE!!! SCORE 22
The+Supernatural+was+ahead+of+the+curve.
The Supernatural was ahead of the curve. SCORE 34
Don%26%238217%3Bt+step+on+a+leaf+or+you%26%238217%3Bll+break+your+nephews+neck.
Don’t step on a leaf or you’ll break your nephews neck. SCORE 28
You+will+never+win.
You will never win. SCORE 32
Horse+Fingers+go+clomp.
Horse Fingers go clomp. SCORE 18
That+was+a+close+one
That was a close one SCORE 17
%26%238230%3Band+here+we+go.
…and here we go. SCORE 23
Really+not+winning+at+much%2C+are+we%3F
Really not winning at much, are we? SCORE 30
Maybe+he+was+just+too+slow%3F
Maybe he was just too slow? SCORE 24
Source+the+apathy.
Source the apathy. SCORE 37
The+dolphins+tried+to+warn+us
The dolphins tried to warn us SCORE 31
Elephant+shrews+are+more+closely+related+to+elephants+than+they+are+shrews%2C+BTW.
Elephant shrews are more closely related to elephants than they are shrews, BTW. SCORE 21
Another+thing+to+stress+about+every+morning.
Another thing to stress about every morning. SCORE 25
Can%26%238217%3Bt+have+nice+things
Can’t have nice things SCORE 26
deuces%26%238230%3B
deuces… SCORE 27
tick+tock
tick tock SCORE 29
We+still+rollin%26%238217%3B+boo.
We still rollin’ boo. SCORE 22
She%26%238217%3Bs+called+Frank+the+Tank.
She’s called Frank the Tank. SCORE 27
TO+BATTLE
TO BATTLE SCORE 24
Deep+breaths+ladies%2C+you+deserve+it%21
Deep breaths ladies, you deserve it! SCORE 23
watch+out+for+jiggles%26%238230%3B
watch out for jiggles… SCORE 24
Fractional+babies+are+problematic.
Fractional babies are problematic. SCORE 25
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What+does+the+fox+say%3F
What does the fox say? SCORE 288
Dang%26%238230%3B
Dang… SCORE 327
It%26%238217%3Bs+the+cinnamon+sugar+swirls+in+every+bite%21
It’s the cinnamon sugar swirls in every bite! SCORE 203
This+needs+to+happen.
This needs to happen. SCORE 15
Benedict+Cumberbatch
Benedict Cumberbatch SCORE 270
You%26%238217%3Bre+weird%26%238230%3B
You’re weird… SCORE 16
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