*throws pumpkin spice latte at tv* SCORE 20
I am the walrus! SCORE 30
Make a habit of punching bears. SCORE 40
Nile crocodile hatchling. SCORE 26
lawd bless this mess SCORE 35
Madame Tussauds in Berlin tossed Mr. Trump into dumpster. SCORE 29
That’s not how any of this works.. SCORE 26
The long clap. SCORE 51
Should have collected that paycheck while you had the chance… SCORE 32
Got ‘errrrr SCORE 20
Bullets before and after SCORE 19
Nerd alert… SCORE 52
Whoa. SCORE 42
Miss you, boy. SCORE 46
It’s tremendous, the losing. SCORE 38
Checks out… SCORE 24
WAIT A SEC SCORE 33
Testing the new label maker… SCORE 38
checks out… SCORE 32
Artwork on a rice grain SCORE 39
Ok. Somebody please check the science. SCORE 32
Say it out loud. SCORE 26
It’s a par 3. SCORE 30
Birds don’t exist, bro. SCORE 28
We are all going to die SCORE 43
I can’t shop here… SCORE 28
*pluck* SCORE 21
Yeah you need to get out more… SCORE 41
Cute little ass? SCORE 32
This week on I Don’t Want to be Homeless… SCORE 56
Mummy, I didn’t fall asleep here… SCORE 19
Jorgie is a special one… SCORE 34
