Met one of those guys from the math problems tonight. SCORE 62
Why is he staring at me? SCORE 69
Costco believes recycling is trash SCORE 53
He loves me? He loves me not. SCORE 61
Someone is having a day… SCORE 69
They must’ve known I was coming SCORE 71
So distraught SCORE 77
Rain, seen from a plane SCORE 88
Her wireless hamster isn’t working SCORE 77
This ridiculous cactus SCORE 66
Chromatic Typewriter SCORE 89
Riddle me this SCORE 82
Landlord Did Mention A Small Infestation SCORE 72
Overpopulation SCORE 92
This is why you don’t park in the striped area in a handicap zone. SCORE 86
No thanks to you, Dumbledore SCORE 49
Bear Jui Jitsu SCORE 51
Don’t talk around your phone or else you’ll insta-ntly get an ad SCORE 71
I kept my hotel key cards from my first year working for the airlines SCORE 54
Aw, such innocence… SCORE 83
Dear Parents, Stop Getting In Your Kids Faces… SCORE 85
Lake Hillier, Australia SCORE 56
Battle of the Bugs SCORE 44
Found this at a garage sale SCORE 57
Entrances be crazy. SCORE 83
Lap Pool SCORE 69
Sweatpants are life. SCORE 66
I think Elon is a believer… SCORE 60
No burn ointment for you then SCORE 100
Protesting homophobia SCORE 78
John Lennon was a savage SCORE 91
Who would have guessed? SCORE 71
