What I hated about Highschool SCORE 177
Damn you, Ikea… SCORE 13
Dog zen. SCORE 11
Who’s the scaredy cat now? SCORE 126
The worst part about driving in the summertime. SCORE 15
Luke, I am… SCORE 123
Buffalo Humor SCORE 158
Learning you can move your eyebrows for the first time SCORE 182
I should start using makeup. SCORE 13
Violet eyes exist. SCORE 163
The future. SCORE 172
Multi-purpose racket. SCORE 105
The proper way to eat pumpkin pie. SCORE 128
Top Soccer Shootout Ever SCORE 15
I know a few people who need this book. SCORE 149
Adulthood. SCORE 136
The closest I’ll ever get to playing a violin. SCORE 111
Blowing bubbles SCORE 146
Yawn. SCORE 11
Fighting the good fight. SCORE 214
Seems fair. SCORE 15
Why would you even? SCORE -17
Alcohol’s biggest effect. SCORE 12
Words to live by. SCORE 13
Master of trolls. SCORE 20
Oh my god please no SCORE 10
Witherspoon? SCORE 188
One donut to rule them all SCORE 132
Anything can be a sexy Halloween costume. SCORE 3
I am Joey. SCORE 109
Half a Lorde long… SCORE 134
The Sahara Toilet. SCORE 14