The president has high standards. SCORE 207
The person who says something is impossible... SCORE 174
Amazing SCORE 182
Do want. SCORE 157
Hey dude can you pass me a beer? SCORE 115
Small Deeds Can Make Anyone's Day Better SCORE 168
Absolutely Savage SCORE 128
Sharks v. dolphins SCORE 162
Words. SCORE 1638
Not even safe in your own home SCORE 167
This cleared up typography for me once and for all SCORE -54
Girl logic. SCORE -220
How cameras work. SCORE 223
Sudden respect for Maroon 5 SCORE 257
I found my shirt. SCORE 172
Age is just a number SCORE 105
Yep, I'm Always Here SCORE 99
The House of Slotherin. SCORE 137
In case you didn't know, this is what moose babies look like SCORE 102
Say something SCORE 78
Diarrhea-gon Alley. SCORE 120
WAIT A MINUTE SCORE 78
When locked out, my trusty emergency house key never fails SCORE 123
House Rules SCORE 136
I will protect you SCORE 82
The New Yorker gets it right on the money SCORE 136
The real killer. SCORE 203
A whole new worlddd! SCORE 177
The rat race we call life. SCORE 153
Someone found a comfy spot SCORE 136
I know more than you. SCORE 93
Happy Bir- oh... SCORE 279
