a goose walks into a bar SCORE 15
800 year old swamp witch SCORE 28
there is no middle ground SCORE 16
third red light in a row SCORE 18
failing at therapy SCORE 19
shakespearean love languages SCORE 23
already did the stupid thing SCORE 29
elementary school erasers SCORE 41
i love you in german SCORE 19
that’s a pomegranate SCORE 42
plastic vampire fangs SCORE 15
they’re definitely barking during his next meeting SCORE 44
no body cares if you play wordle SCORE 19
wake up exhausted SCORE 26
surprised sea squirts SCORE 21
please turn to page 69 SCORE 26
being honest during a job interview SCORE 25
scooby doo at/at SCORE 11
day trading expert SCORE 27
so hungry i could eat a horse SCORE 33
touch the cactus SCORE 29
cargo shorts are cool SCORE 31
most cats wear baby sizes SCORE 38
to get ice cream or commit a felony SCORE 31
if you’re cold, they’re cold SCORE 12
how to hide something perfectly SCORE 24
just a fluffy cow SCORE 28
many have tried, all have failed SCORE 6
the power of chrysler compels you SCORE 30
this is why mermaids exist SCORE 28
the dog may be happy, but the cat in the background… SCORE 32
cats sit on your chest to heal you SCORE 31
