Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Problem solved SCORE 34
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Plot twist! SCORE 42
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
Awkward SCORE 69
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
It’s my super power SCORE 44
easy money SCORE 29
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Nailed it SCORE 11
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Good boi summer SCORE 75
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Same… SCORE 53
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Happy little trees SCORE 50
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46