I’z a burrito. SCORE 120
You know your childhood is pretty much over… SCORE 167
Bee logic. SCORE 159
True fear. SCORE 255
Every year around this time… SCORE 67
Yoga Bear. SCORE 81
Good guy Dog. SCORE 161
It’s not the end of the world. SCORE 279
Someday SCORE 7
The magical realm of horseman SCORE 0
Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 227
You’re doing it right. SCORE 373
The world is so messed up. SCORE 186
Mind. Blown. SCORE 100
The power of Gangnam Style. SCORE 166
Is it better to run or walk in the rain? SCORE 48
Incognito mode. SCORE 188
Touché… SCORE 192
There WILL be consequences! SCORE 154
Safe assumption. SCORE 290
Seems fixed… SCORE 322
Very possibly? SCORE 131
Preflight Update SCORE 17
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
Coincidence or Not? SCORE 6
Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
Please let it be true. SCORE 145
Worst apocalypse ever. SCORE 91
Cat vs. Blow dryer. SCORE 117
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 281
How strange it is to be anything at all. SCORE 152
And the Verdict is… SCORE -2