One does not simply fly a helicopter into Mordor. SCORE 148
Place the word “only” anywhere in this sentence SCORE 201
Based on the ears… I’m going with llama SCORE 16
That’s not how that works. SCORE 145
Evil Cows! SCORE 15
Sloth, my spirit animal. SCORE 7
Need a light? SCORE 2
Someday I’ll make it. SCORE 126
snarf SCORE 1
Her First Steps! SCORE 18
Playing the evil character. SCORE 219
Stephen Hawking, my idol. SCORE 129
I am so bored… SCORE 16
But first, let me take a selfie SCORE 116
Rooftop Pool, Marina Bay Sands Resort, Singapore SCORE 9
Weird Al performs a magic trick SCORE 200
Future Dwight. SCORE 194
Aww, Disaster Girl is all grown up! SCORE 17
I throw my Spanish in the air… SCORE 13
Please be troll. SCORE 15
Size matters. SCORE 149
Inappropriate questions to ask your mother. SCORE 225
like this… derp SCORE 4
So close SCORE 15
Kindred spirits. SCORE 8
Grandma thought my iPad was a cutting board. SCORE 147
Owls Vs. Simon Cowell SCORE 6
Friendship SCORE 242
Neigh SCORE 133
When I see this in apartments. SCORE 15
Sloth SCORE 18
When I remember I hate winter. SCORE 88
