Took him about 2 minutes to eat enough sand to learn he isn’t supposed to eat sand. SCORE 69
Gas company wants 3.95 to pay a .58 cent bill online SCORE 65
This kid is going places SCORE 59
Bake your own cherry pie. SCORE 116
And the last known survivor rents out films in the night SCORE 110
I upset Amazons customer service representative SCORE 79
Sometimes, You Just Have To Be Done… SCORE 75
How Much Would A Trip To Spain Cost? SCORE 108
Saw this at work, thought I would say something. SCORE 76
The waters edge… SCORE 31
This Restaurant wears 1 star Yelp Reviews behind their T-Shirts. SCORE 75
Personally, I blame Gerard Way SCORE 77
Who needs a clock, anyway? SCORE 99
By ourselves, while it was dark outside SCORE 59
This amazing Halloween costume SCORE 126
When You’re Listening To Really Fast Music… SCORE 68
Pencil breaks SCORE 95
I wonder if he even realises… SCORE 107
Rich…don’t forget rich. SCORE 101
Who do they think we are SCORE 92
She’s funny.. SCORE 113
Congratulations Millennials, you did something right SCORE 99
Calamary SCORE 69
Effing horrible SCORE 90
One with the beans SCORE 57
Go Us! SCORE 50
Fall friends. SCORE 85
You Don’t Actually Wash Your Hands. SCORE 74
Looks like old Bill saw it coming SCORE 40
Green Beans SCORE 59
Magic mixed with physics. SCORE 68
As cool as the rockies SCORE 43
