Kittens biting tails. SCORE 136
Floor is lava. SCORE 149
Have a baby, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. SCORE 218
I’m not fat… SCORE 143
Little to no thought was put in to this. SCORE 243
Do want. SCORE 259
Instant date. SCORE 222
Welcome to Australia. SCORE 209
That awkward moment when… SCORE 191
Flossoraptor. SCORE 210
This Venn diagram. SCORE 267
Wanting to be someone else… SCORE 280
Reasons your girlfriend didn’t enjoy The Avengers. SCORE 262
My neighbors listen to very good music… SCORE 294
Put me down! SCORE 196
Your call is important to us… SCORE 243
The element of surprise. SCORE 226
Darth Gayder. SCORE 139
I regret nothing! SCORE 258
If they were honest. SCORE 283
Bed cartography. SCORE 221
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy… SCORE 151
Take a card! Any card! SCORE 232
Cats in slow motion. SCORE 67
How I got these scars. SCORE 195
I know that feel bro. SCORE 165
I want to have text with you. SCORE 145
Make America a better place. SCORE 176
Oh great. Who invited the herbivore? SCORE 156
Forever alone or together forever? SCORE 281
Invisible unicycle. SCORE 122
That awkward moment when… SCORE 234
