My brother somehow got a bucket of donuts for free. I asked what he was going to do with them. He said he just fed a bunch of homeless people. SCORE 63
Above and below SCORE 106
Scumbag master. SCORE 184
One can only hope. SCORE 322
In a parallel universe... SCORE 246
Captain mittens! SCORE 69
The amazing evolution of the garbage truck SCORE 87
You're not my real mom! SCORE 298
Cold-blooded Bubble Buddy SCORE 91
People with swag. SCORE 189
My buddy's will that's leaving for deployment. SCORE 135
Fearlessness SCORE 247
Adulthood SCORE 183
R.I.P. Carrie Fisher SCORE 176
Just wait... SCORE 207
Pronounce the name of the food while eating it. SCORE -17
The original duck face. SCORE 163
Berry funny SCORE 156
Betrayal SCORE 103
Like a boss. SCORE 299
The Pending Coffee, This Should Be Everywhere SCORE 210
What would happen if I left school... SCORE 160
Ex-Ter-Mi-Nate!!! SCORE 203
There are plenty of fish in the sea... SCORE 130
My favorite "u wot m8" SCORE 69
Getting home after my last final. SCORE 250
Quite Possibly The Best Description Of Sloths Ever SCORE 102
Signed, patient neighbor who is no longer patient. SCORE 164
Moving home... SCORE 159
My brother [18] told us last night that he was getting married today. My mom was thrilled. SCORE 114
How? SCORE 147
At first I thought what savage would do this? SCORE 112
