Officer Karen McMuffin needs to switch to a Joan Fabrics career. SCORE 13
None of them can read, btw. SCORE 32
No one can prove they weren’t secretly married SCORE 40
WAIT A MINUTE SCORE 30
Treat your kids well. SCORE 42
Motivational bear bro. SCORE 25
50 cents is 50 cents… SCORE 35
First they came for the syrup, but I do not use syrup SCORE 28
They are trying so heard to keep us divided. SCORE 48
Essential items only. SCORE 34
Thank you for the clarification. SCORE 24
dys[fun]ction SCORE 25
You can do it all night long! SCORE 19
Who cuts toast? SCORE 29
Movie scene request SCORE 30
Magnolia Arkansas seems nice. SCORE 36
Can we get a public panel with the aforementioned authorities, please? SCORE 29
I do not believe you. SCORE 26
Newspaper delivery boys. Mexico City circa 1960. SCORE 23
It’s a personal decision SCORE 39
This picture has been banned in Italy. SCORE 21
Japanese Cheesecakes Have Bounce. SCORE 17
Haven’t liked a selfie in a while… SCORE 36
Joffrey is currently filming his next venture. SCORE 21
My dying body: SCORE 17
The media is performing exactly as they intend. SCORE 36
Peak romance SCORE 32
The council will keep an eye on this one… SCORE 28
Welcome to the party. SCORE 41
Looney Tunes is on HBO Max, BTW. SCORE 25
Boinks not borks. SCORE 36
le sigh… SCORE 41