you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
what not to say to your boss SCORE 25
heathens SCORE 36
and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
this is entertainment SCORE 8
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 35
happens all the time SCORE 26
that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
my next hobby SCORE 13
where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
now i really do know SCORE 22
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
what’s the best thing your ever bought at the scholastic book fair? SCORE 16
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
floating dogs is the best we can do SCORE 15
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
memes cure everything SCORE 10
gift not included SCORE 20
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
i just love food too much SCORE 21
medical mystery SCORE 25
don’t even have to call in sick SCORE 14
my fart is on the floor SCORE 25
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 17
smells like sadness SCORE 16
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
