I want to marry my bed. SCORE 126
Eat my shorts. SCORE 140
Poor Daniel Radcliffe SCORE 173
Tom Holland was saying "psst" when shooting webs on Spider-Man: Homecoming SCORE 101
And remember, people are there to eat with their friends/family, not to care about your income SCORE 47
High School reunions. SCORE 235
Some people just need a high-five... SCORE 240
Jon Snow White SCORE 95
There was an attempt to be genderless SCORE 83
A magic trick by Bo Burnham SCORE 331
The definition that pops up when you Google ‘pleonasms’ SCORE 144
What Up, My Brony? SCORE 52
LG HDTV job interview prank SCORE 329
Guns don't kill people. SCORE 217
My expensive, unlimited data plans drops to 3G when I use a certain number of gigabytes. Thanks Verizon SCORE 84
He returned to him his trash that he threw in the road after he found his address SCORE 95
This is the future! SCORE 118
ALL you need to know about the Brangelina divorce. SCORE 172
Thanks for the Mercedes. SCORE 221
Harry Potter quotes taken out of context. SCORE 120
"You won't believe this one crazy thing that this tumblrista said!" SCORE 149
Hail Shrek. SCORE 88
Scary Terry SCORE 198
OMG ALBUS! SCORE 192
Robert Downey Jr. just posted this on his Facebook SCORE 143
Local Dunkin Donuts doing it right SCORE 75
This might be awful advice. SCORE 262
This ad for jumbo muffins includes a muffin crushing a car below. SCORE 106
When my drunk friend wants me to take her to get food but I am drunk too SCORE 68
Reality. SCORE 32
Passive aggressive plaque at Victoria university SCORE 220
BFF Goals SCORE 131
