You do not decline Chuck Norris. SCORE 862
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
Are they twins? SCORE 589
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
How I think I look when I yawn. SCORE 262
Marathon. SCORE 2146
Read. SCORE 1039
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
Childhood ruined. SCORE 223
Can you spot the differences? SCORE 199
Our planet needs us. SCORE 1214
Patrick! SCORE 1033
College students can afford bacon?! SCORE 228
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415
Sleeping like a boss. SCORE 595
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
Dog reacts to 2 girls, 1 cup. SCORE 720
Congratulations… SCORE 777
The Lion King Rises. SCORE 681
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
The problem with unicorns. SCORE 626
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
98 problems to go. SCORE 271
Chuck Norris was here. SCORE 227
Guess what? SCORE 812
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 969
You know you’re lazy when… SCORE 1284
How do you play? SCORE 854
The truth about Instagram. SCORE 663
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
When you hurt yourself… SCORE 844