He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
Burn! SCORE 216
Burn! SCORE 249
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
Never forget. SCORE 159
Seal SCORE 28
Probably… SCORE 185
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
Being sick. SCORE 140
Dad of the year award goes to… SCORE 102
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
Cats are jerks. SCORE 45
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
Wishes. SCORE 112
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
How seasons work. SCORE 158
Text etiquette. SCORE 74
Beard growing expectations vs. reality. SCORE 77
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
Accurate. SCORE 112
The human jukebox. SCORE 79
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
