Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Do the blink! SCORE 24
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
hello little friend SCORE 20
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 19
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
sent via FAX SCORE 16
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Words. SCORE 9
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
Steal the world! SCORE 22
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
*have SCORE 17
