Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Mama no. SCORE 52
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Please dont. SCORE 59
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Woman drinking tea after a German bombing of London, 1940s SCORE 50
What a short time to be alive SCORE 56
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Why so sad? SCORE 47
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Congratulations, you played yourself SCORE 86
Yes Girl, Remix! SCORE 82
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
We live different lives. SCORE 58
Keep it civil… SCORE 93
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Funny not funny SCORE 55
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
+ cry. SCORE 119
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
The life of a book. SCORE 74
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 49
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
Every time. SCORE 37
