Does this count as spawn camping? SCORE 123
Patient zero has joined the party... SCORE 14
Reasons I always eat scrambled eggs. SCORE 160
Oh. right. up it is. SCORE 80
Empty Nest Syndrome SCORE 140
How to ship a pug. SCORE 93
I see your Mexican father comforting his child after being deported and I raise you this SCORE 90
Ancient math SCORE 99
The quicker picker upper SCORE 189
And we couldn't wait to grow up... SCORE 61
Animals and their friends. SCORE 176
Training to be a cat SCORE 73
My milkshake. SCORE 153
Wine glasses. SCORE 176
This might be my favorite Tweet of all time SCORE 105
I'd probably watch it. SCORE 68
Your child's drawing on a keychain. SCORE 259
but… aren’t they already… SCORE 155
Harry Potter. Shaved Potter. SCORE 907
Roses are red, blasphemy is unholy SCORE 82
Carl? SCORE 63
Boys with facial hair. SCORE 321
OK but when can you drink it? SCORE 19
My wife and I are monsters. SCORE 58
My heart just broke. SCORE 193
Because, cute. SCORE 161
No friends? No problem! SCORE 96
Doctor What? SCORE 152
Bilbo Baggins. SCORE 139
Give me my meds! SCORE 192
Deal with it. SCORE 175
Guilty. SCORE 120
