Do not resist the update… SCORE 26
How many applicants does it take to change a lightbulb? SCORE 29
Respectful Malfoy… SCORE 29
Beets the size of bears… SCORE 18
Santa getting some competition. SCORE 38
War is war, hell is hell. SCORE 52
Spread the good word. SCORE 35
Tide Pod Challenge 2.0 SCORE 11
The bird is the word… SCORE 32
OK but 6ft please… SCORE 35
Almost, bud. SCORE 23
Paracas skulls, found in Peru. SCORE 20
4.ooo000 SCORE 26
it can’t be put back together SCORE 36
Expecto Covidium SCORE 42
silly cat SCORE 47
Still needs pets. SCORE 42
Check back in a yeAr, though. SCORE 26
Cry for me. SCORE 31
This is a win for standing urinators everywhere. SCORE 26
Louis Armstrong draws a trumpet on the head of a French punk SCORE 32
They should teach this in school SCORE 36
OK but maybe just ask Congress. SCORE 31
Holds 1000 lbs, not 810… SCORE 25
Landfill guy collects delivery signs SCORE 28
Kids say the darndest things. SCORE 34
Tip a car thief today. SCORE 27
Sold at your local Joan Fabrics. SCORE 22
I dooooo SCORE 31
A sticky situation no doubt. SCORE 27
He enters your soul… SCORE 25
Grans get cracked. SCORE 22