a masterclass in professionalism SCORE 24
when i lived at home, this was me 100% SCORE 22
a+ sign SCORE 33
that lunch was the bomb! SCORE 25
penguin publishing needs to unionize SCORE 33
no, *I’m* the funny friend SCORE 13
my ancestors would be so ashamed SCORE 19
w-well…i-it’s not pink…it’s salmon ;) SCORE 31
getting good work done SCORE 23
where do i apply SCORE 12
this picture tells a story of intent so concisely SCORE 15
honestly, a pretty good one SCORE 40
oh, it’s been two days? *goes bad* SCORE 30
the perfect hybrid of generational performance SCORE 35
aw, rats SCORE 22
i have important research to do SCORE 23
name that book SCORE 30
gee, that sure happens fast SCORE 39
honestly i’ve been feeling the need for them since 25 SCORE 24
“trust me, nuwave country rap n roll is here to stay” SCORE 17
“basically since i was a baby” SCORE 18
putting the “art” in “chart” SCORE 30
consider this fact SCORE 20
a true classic SCORE -9
or quoting your favorite commercials because you couldnt skip them SCORE 46
i dont even know what to say SCORE 25
that feeling when you get the wind knocked outta ya SCORE 7
how about a short vacation to the fridge SCORE 19
never seen a more perfect metaphor SCORE 15
if you find some, lmk SCORE 15
uhh, da pizza is-a very benne SCORE 15
a severe whalement SCORE 5
