Nailed it SCORE 11
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
easy money SCORE 29
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Problem solved SCORE 34
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Same… SCORE 53
For me? SCORE 45
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
Awkward SCORE 69
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Plot twist! SCORE 42
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 34
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 41
The obvious answer SCORE 26
