’90s advertising was the wild west SCORE 15
gerald is doing the best he can SCORE 28
writing has really ruined reading for a whole generation SCORE 15
it all makes sense now SCORE 16
acid for kids SCORE 30
have you ever wanted to know what it would be like if godzilla ate you? SCORE 25
inflation has finally gone too far SCORE 14
toxic relationships metaphor SCORE 24
move over mercury, i am the captain now SCORE 10
retirement is near SCORE 22
auditions begin tomorrow SCORE 16
it always comes back to reagan SCORE 10
thta’s the medicine SCORE 17
i want to experience the wonders of nature SCORE 18
do you like cake??? SCORE 24
my preciouses SCORE 14
this is my lore SCORE 15
bilbo found peace in retirement SCORE 20
this salad is hilarious! SCORE 9
taste testing all the rocks SCORE 19
it didn’t survive the wash SCORE 29
mosquitos, probably SCORE 31
feel my fatness SCORE 18
it’s my job as a good husband SCORE 35
fries never actually make it home, though SCORE 10
we got married immediately SCORE 20
cheese and bread leads to time travel SCORE 15
missed it by *that* much SCORE 27
cryptid currency is the future SCORE 10
present the witnesses SCORE 46
hoas are a scam SCORE 36
the most wonderful time of the year SCORE 6
