Times have changed. SCORE 300
I don’t need to flirt… SCORE 202
Modern parenting. SCORE 188
The brain is amazing… SCORE 284
Patty cake cats. SCORE 177
No post on Sundays! SCORE 411
Karate Kid logic. SCORE 273
Whenever you correct someone’s grammar… SCORE 252
Whatcha thinkin about? SCORE 241
Can I use my Zune? SCORE 108
Did someone say… period? SCORE 54
If Obama was white. SCORE 140
When it’s my birthday. SCORE 375
How many girls will not make a cheerleading squad. SCORE 273
Nostalgia. SCORE 213
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. SCORE 302
Chill out, I got this. SCORE 263
I get it now. SCORE 233
I choose you! SCORE 274
Freeze. SCORE 207
Microwave: SCORE 183
I love being around you. SCORE 218
Ummm… SCORE 214
How Hitler lost the war. SCORE 233
Scumbag dogs. SCORE 203
Meanwhile, at the Kool-Aid house. SCORE 290
Silly Robin… SCORE 136
Things to do when you have no kids: SCORE 372
Secure your files. SCORE 105
Corduroy skirts are a sin. SCORE 331
Snape is Canadian. SCORE 249
No dogs. SCORE 215
