this is unsettling for no reason SCORE 45
no one can roast you better than your mom SCORE 23
when the only thing that changed in your life was where you worked SCORE 26
barts beware SCORE 10
there has to be balance SCORE 36
it’s me, i’m the mf SCORE 14
ah yes, bread-spiced cheese SCORE 12
one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 21
i need some bethamphetamine SCORE 27
i meannnnn SCORE -2
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 24
the good life SCORE 38
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 8
does cornbread look like a liar to you? SCORE 28
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” SCORE 20
it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 10
need eat the cöld SCORE 16
from fluff to scruff SCORE 47
happens to me all the time smh SCORE 12
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 23
this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -5
one happy smiley man SCORE 26
women have such unrealistically high expectations smh SCORE 20
i said what i said SCORE 30
from 0-existential dread real quick SCORE 24
it means you’re fruity, delicious, and a force of nature SCORE 15
10000% agree SCORE 18
there’s never a time where this image /shouldn’t/ be posted SCORE 20
oh nO SCORE 51
that’s a cute thought <3 SCORE 64
that cat is living its best life SCORE 18
