I can’t believe we’ve done this… SCORE 22
Took kids parasailing and they played dead. SCORE 21
It’s her favorite movie… SCORE 22
Highly relatable, child. SCORE 33
Jimbo to the rescue. SCORE 27
The lack of self awareness… SCORE 28
I am not prepared for the reality. SCORE 27
When school starts again post C19… SCORE 22
A receipt confirming the transaction of four thousand gallons of sesame seeds (more in the comments) SCORE 20
Oh so you’re just gonna kill our mom and leave? – Angry Deer, probably. SCORE 21
Maybe he’s Bourne with it. SCORE 15
*American flag emoji* SCORE 27
Schrödinger’s gato SCORE 25
More like $60 SCORE 31
Emotional support kitty. SCORE 21
Thanks, ma. SCORE 29
Ohh that broke the glass… SCORE 31
M O I S T U R I Z E M E SCORE 27
You could just tell there was something about that one… SCORE 29
Your case is curry. SCORE 19
WWJD SCORE 33
That is quite the analogy, bud. SCORE 22
Cat maths SCORE 28
Shuuuuunnnnnnn SCORE 27
Vending machine in Japan designed to blend in with its surroundings. SCORE 28
Eggs with chocolate powder are an eggcellent choice. SCORE 26
The fossil of a Kronosaurus SCORE 23
One bite and you’ll be hooked… SCORE 28
Beware the camel chip cookies… SCORE 8
Gets spooky anyway… SCORE 25
Sad ball is sad… :| SCORE 26
Ah yes. Starch coils. SCORE 26
