
Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29

I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32

Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 45

You go. SCORE 37

It actually is this SCORE 36

luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29

Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22

You can do this. SCORE 47

By golly it IS a pen wing! SCORE 43

Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33

Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 40

It’s not really funny, per se… SCORE 20

The great refillining. SCORE 32

Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23

*gunshots* SCORE 22

Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 33

Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23

Doggo, tell us about yourself… SCORE 30

Can google birb vidz ples? SCORE 27

What sound would it make? SCORE 31

Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23

Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49

The stretch is known. SCORE 36

Paper straws are for the turtles. SCORE 21

Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13

Pupper disagrees. SCORE 17

You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31

McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21

This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34

Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47

It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35

Penwing instincts. SCORE 30