what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
is this satire? SCORE 14
cats find a way SCORE 23
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
it’s perfect SCORE 21
did i stutter? SCORE 12
working cat SCORE 20
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
slap them SCORE 13
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
accidental beauty SCORE 31
supersize it SCORE -4
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
a very small dog SCORE 15
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
every segment on the news SCORE 14
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
i like bananas SCORE 9
memorable first customer SCORE 17
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
zero traction SCORE 11
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
