The end is nigh SCORE 38
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
What year is ist? SCORE 35
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
Stress relief SCORE 45
Sounds painful SCORE 28
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
My dream day SCORE 24
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
request denied SCORE 30
Problem solved SCORE 42
With great power, comes great responsi-poo-lity SCORE 40
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
Flying first class SCORE 24
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63