I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
cats always come first SCORE 27
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
oh wow SCORE 48
important psa SCORE 44
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
must pet the pet SCORE 37
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
so true SCORE 37
5 days a week SCORE 45
there were no survivors SCORE 37
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
too late SCORE 38
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
bad ass SCORE 38
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31