Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
The power of barking SCORE 18
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Accurate. SCORE 146
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Same thing… SCORE 21
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Howling lessons SCORE 9
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
2pactopus SCORE 113
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
