Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
Wings SCORE 7
Touché… SCORE 263
Attack! SCORE 200
Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208
Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387
This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12
Tis but a scratch. SCORE 215
There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214
I need dis. SCORE 203
Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254
Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164
We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 110
There’s nothing stronger than love. SCORE 169
Betcha Can’t SCORE -2
Women’s logic. SCORE -73
It isn’t. SCORE 183
A dog’s life. SCORE 81
You can do it Carl! SCORE 236
You are traffic. SCORE 242
Life in the woods. SCORE 133
A cat’s life. SCORE 0
Friends vs. Best friends. SCORE 225
So many puns! SCORE 136
Science FTW! SCORE 153
Just perfect. SCORE 21
My dream. SCORE 134
Just a puppy. SCORE 181
Sweet, but not quite right. SCORE 1
Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
Jenga! SCORE 198
Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65
