my ancestors would be so ashamed SCORE 19
flattered you use your ram for Slow Robot and IWSMT SCORE 24
that feeling when you get the wind knocked outta ya SCORE 7
i dont even know what to say SCORE 25
oh, it’s been two days? *goes bad* SCORE 30
nearly had blunt trauma SCORE 15
a masterclass in professionalism SCORE 24
getting good work done SCORE 23
or quoting your favorite commercials because you couldnt skip them SCORE 46
uhh, da pizza is-a very benne SCORE 15
never seen a more perfect metaphor SCORE 15
consider this fact SCORE 20
the gall of this lad SCORE 23
putting the “art” in “chart” SCORE 30
a+ sign SCORE 33
where do i even start SCORE 22
when i lived at home, this was me 100% SCORE 22
a severe whalement SCORE 5
if someone isn’t willing to understand memes with you, LEAVE THEM SCORE 39
built in salt for exfoliation while cleaning, too! SCORE 16
a true classic SCORE -9
it’s a tough job but somebody’s gotta do it SCORE 26
no, *I’m* the funny friend SCORE 13
if you find some, lmk SCORE 15
aw, rats SCORE 22
name that book SCORE 30
gee, that sure happens fast SCORE 39
main character energy SCORE 40
the perfect hybrid of generational performance SCORE 35
starting at $600 SCORE 13
honestly i’ve been feeling the need for them since 25 SCORE 24
where do i apply SCORE 12
