When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
The future. SCORE 22
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Accurate. SCORE 146
2pactopus SCORE 113
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
The Twortle SCORE 142
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
The power of barking SCORE 18
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
