The cosmos guide us SCORE 26
This is not the elephant you’re looking for… SCORE 19
Spring is coming at you. SCORE 28
OK that is not great. SCORE 30
Let their arms alone. SCORE 25
What happened in Vegas… SCORE 30
Brothers are good brothers. SCORE 31
Nailed it, I say. SCORE 25
We don’t joke like that, bud. SCORE 33
Give us the balls of meat. SCORE 41
Indian villagers wear face masks on the backs of their heads to prevent tigers attacking them from behind. SCORE 31
Hold my beer… SCORE 23
Thanks mom… SCORE 26
Call 1-800-411-PAIN. SCORE 25
The man plans for the apocalypse. SCORE 25
Let’s close 300 more prisons, maybe. SCORE 35
turning off the basement light SCORE 33
Samsung stock skyrocketed that year… SCORE 35
Bernie dishes out the burns. SCORE 29
Miss Kitty SCORE 32
…and I helped, too. SCORE 24
No smoking for you… SCORE 28
Fear the clown… SCORE 39
I can smell it better from here… SCORE 23
Reading problems. SCORE 31
1 day old danger noodle. SCORE 26
Recruiting for a Volunteer Fire Department SCORE 31
Risky kisses… SCORE 29
Productivity is at an all time high. SCORE 27
Safety first. SCORE 26
Tindr is contagious… SCORE 24
5 Cents is 5 Cents SCORE 24
