Forever alone dog. SCORE 210
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
Forever alone. SCORE 268
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 311
It’s better than yours. SCORE 219
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
Pokémon. SCORE 310
Real food!!! SCORE 260
Why I’m still a virgin. SCORE 346
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
I’m just so happy… SCORE 188
Laughterhouse. SCORE 120
23% more fuel efficient than a real horse. SCORE 314
Anybody else? SCORE 284
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 297
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
Discuss. SCORE -24
Ladies… SCORE 159
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
How to troll a billboard. SCORE 255
