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My+wife+recently+turned+30.+She+did+not+appreciate+Google+Assistant%26%238217%3Bs+joke+today.
My wife recently turned 30. She did not appreciate Google Assistant’s joke today.
SCORE 68
You+are+traffic.
You are traffic. SCORE 242
Oh+hot+reservoir.
Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387
So+many+puns%21
So many puns! SCORE 136
There+may+be+a+spy+among+us.
There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214
Attack%21
Attack! SCORE 200
More+than+meets+the+eye.
More than meets the eye. SCORE 183
It+isn%26%238217%3Bt.
It isn’t. SCORE 183
Big+cats+also+like+boxes.
Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164
Grumpy+cat+and+I+have+something+in+common.
Grumpy cat and I have something in common. SCORE 217
If+you+watch%26%238230%3B.
If you watch…. SCORE 186
I%26%238217%3Bm+too+legit+to+quit
I’m too legit to quit SCORE 230
I+miss+you%26%238230%3B
I miss you… SCORE 190
Accurate.
Accurate. SCORE 168
A+cat%26%238217%3Bs+life.
A cat’s life. SCORE 0
Just+a+puppy.
Just a puppy. SCORE 181
This+is+what+I+feel+like+now%21
This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12
Betcha+Can%26%238217%3Bt
Betcha Can’t SCORE -2
Why+I+hate+movie+theaters.
Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
Goldfish+problems.
Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
Just+perfect.
Just perfect. SCORE 21
Books+I+could+write.
Books I could write. SCORE 107
Women%26%238217%3Bs+logic.
Women’s logic. SCORE -75
Harry+Potter%26%238217%3Bs+iPhone.
Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208
I+need+dis.
I need dis. SCORE 203
Jenga%21
Jenga! SCORE 198
Onion+rings.
Onion rings. SCORE 158
Dear+shaving+commercials.
Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254
Whale+bullies.
Whale bullies. SCORE 140
Science+FTW%21
Science FTW! SCORE 153
Oh+hipsters%26%238230%3B
Oh hipsters… SCORE 130
We%26%238217%3Bve+all+had+that+moment.
We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 111
Scumbag+alcohol.
Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65
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Profound.+Thank+you+Japan.
Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2180
Marathon.
Marathon. SCORE 2147
How+can+you+talk+if+you+haven%26%238217%3Bt+got+a+brain%3F
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1762
It%26%238217%3Bs+ok+to+be+gay%26%238230%3B
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1753
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
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jo+ann+can%26%238217%3Bt+be+pleased
jo ann can’t be pleased SCORE 25
it%26%238217%3Bs+probably+not+in+stock+anymore
it’s probably not in stock anymore SCORE 23
he+needed+to+hit+the+high+seas+again
he needed to hit the high seas again SCORE 36
scrat%21
scrat! SCORE 43
the+perfect+balance
the perfect balance SCORE 32
same+energy
same energy SCORE 53
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