Eggs with chocolate powder are an eggcellent choice. SCORE 26
All jokes aside… SCORE 27
One bite and you’ll be hooked… SCORE 28
Took kids parasailing and they played dead. SCORE 21
Maybe he’s Bourne with it. SCORE 15
Schrödinger’s gato SCORE 25
Oh so you’re just gonna kill our mom and leave? – Angry Deer, probably. SCORE 22
When school starts again post C19… SCORE 22
The fossil of a Kronosaurus SCORE 23
A receipt confirming the transaction of four thousand gallons of sesame seeds (more in the comments) SCORE 20
Ah yes. Starch coils. SCORE 26
WWJD SCORE 33
Your case is curry. SCORE 19
Vending machine in Japan designed to blend in with its surroundings. SCORE 28
It’s her favorite movie… SCORE 22
Thanks, ma. SCORE 30
the great garlic conspiracy SCORE 29
Emotional support kitty. SCORE 21
Shuuuuunnnnnnn SCORE 27
More like $60 SCORE 31
All dogs go to heaven… SCORE 21
I am not prepared for the reality. SCORE 27
At least you’re in the right place… SCORE 32
That is quite the analogy, bud. SCORE 22
Gets spooky anyway… SCORE 25
Cat maths SCORE 28
I can’t believe we’ve done this… SCORE 22
Jimbo to the rescue. SCORE 27
Put a cork in it SCORE 30
A tradition SCORE 19
*American flag emoji* SCORE 27
No it’s Biden… SCORE 23
