the dip makes all the difference SCORE 19
you’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a sith criminal SCORE -22
just say yes to goblin mode SCORE 17
this is my lore SCORE 15
we got married immediately SCORE 20
missed it by *that* much SCORE 27
move over mercury, i am the captain now SCORE 10
acid for kids SCORE 30
do you like cake??? SCORE 24
writing has really ruined reading for a whole generation SCORE 15
it all makes sense now SCORE 16
have you ever wanted to know what it would be like if godzilla ate you? SCORE 25
’90s advertising was the wild west SCORE 15
it always comes back to reagan SCORE 10
taste testing all the rocks SCORE 19
inflation has finally gone too far SCORE 14
retirement is near SCORE 22
auditions begin tomorrow SCORE 16
it’s my job as a good husband SCORE 35
i want to experience the wonders of nature SCORE 18
my preciouses SCORE 14
feel my fatness SCORE 18
the most wonderful time of the year SCORE 6
this salad is hilarious! SCORE 9
welcome to hell SCORE 28
i can hear space SCORE 25
toxic relationships metaphor SCORE 24
mosquitos, probably SCORE 31
thta’s the medicine SCORE 17
where’s the lie? SCORE 17
cats, am i right? SCORE 35
fries never actually make it home, though SCORE 10