somehow i know i said it wrong SCORE 21
that’s not weird al. it is, in fact, kid rock SCORE 26
my bladder is the real morning alarm SCORE 25
i guess he got bored and decided to mimic the dog SCORE 32
rachel and mike lasted two weeks after this facebook post SCORE 20
if a cat is a cat burglar then are they called human burglars? SCORE 29
how many balls is too many balls? SCORE 17
a fitbit is just a tamagotchi for humans SCORE 26
“maybe his legs needs some extra help” is such an amazing answer SCORE 32
this is why some games i just refuse to play SCORE 28
someone didn’t see the arrow pointing to the left SCORE 14
easiest decision of her life SCORE 16
clever hack to get rid of unwanted junk SCORE 24
what it says vs what you read SCORE 6
eat kiwis for happy sleep? SCORE 24
this sandwich totally tastes like a sandwich SCORE 14
catnip and chill SCORE 18
the story of the rat that survived with no brain SCORE 18
a real snake that looks like a kids best attempt to draw a snake SCORE 29
a confusing time, or a great time with all that loot SCORE 10
google autocomplete is undefeated SCORE 7
goth on the outside, soft on the inside SCORE 28
lol his wife made sure to leave him instructions on how to feed the kids SCORE 12
hanging out the passenger side no longer makes you a scrub SCORE 26
when someone wants to ask you a question SCORE 11
omg he still sends a bday card to the dog every year! SCORE 30
the therapy dog at this dentist looks like he needs to go to therapy SCORE 27
there’s a guilt trip for everything and i don’t like it. let me binge watch netflix in peace! SCORE 43
Completionists understand SCORE 28
the mothman statue is draggin a wagon SCORE 25
only the truly desperate end up on page 2 of google search results SCORE 11
nice SCORE 11