Give us the tomate! SCORE 25
When the waiter FINALLY brings your plate… SCORE 28
Baby Bruce Lee SCORE 28
Love is odd. SCORE 42
He dance the dance of our people. SCORE 25
r e l e v a n t SCORE 36
What are taxes, tho? SCORE 37
Researved parking for the Kardashian family? SCORE 21
What a time to be alive, honestly. SCORE 34
Irony is art. SCORE 31
I could bathe here… SCORE 27
Rent, basically. SCORE 43
*uses Prime daily* SCORE 23
Human v2.3 SCORE 22
Thanks, Chad Ghost SCORE 46
*easily amused* SCORE 46
Look alive, Julie. SCORE 20
This thicc banana SCORE 18
This is why I game. SCORE 38
Father son goals. SCORE 36
This does make me happy… SCORE 40
The fridge was running… SCORE 25
We’re narrowing it down SCORE 36
That’s one way to look at it SCORE 38
The ultimate insult SCORE 39
Barista good. SCORE 61
City’s full. SCORE 20
Knowing what time it is, is overrated… SCORE 14
Oh the things we’ve seen. SCORE 37
Just mortician things… SCORE 29
Twitter rarely disappoints. SCORE 31
It meeeaaaaans no worries. SCORE 20
