Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Trollololo! SCORE 151
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Same thing… SCORE 21
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
The Twortle SCORE 142
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
The power of barking SCORE 18
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Accurate. SCORE 146
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
2pactopus SCORE 113
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
