I would be honored to be your boss… SCORE 30
Attack of the racoons… SCORE 20
Paid extra for a gift wrap. Instead, got an Ad covered cardboard box. SCORE 19
Lost in the sauce. SCORE 23
Basically just keep eating cookies. SCORE 17
Don’t come over, actually. SCORE 12
Ice sculptures of Harbin, China SCORE 25
Never go down without a fight… SCORE 19
There’s been a huge mistake… SCORE 26
*Pirates of the Caribbean theme starts playing* SCORE 23
Local Library has a pet rock. SCORE 22
Good Dog SCORE 23
It’s 5 o’clock somehwhere. SCORE 22
Sleep tight. SCORE 33
The rare non-murderous gamers. SCORE 30
I remember that morning. SCORE 34
Can’t take her anywhere. SCORE 22
Be safe out there. SCORE 30
Why are u so dumb SCORE 29
In UK supermarkets you can get a glass of wine with your lunchtime sandwich. SCORE 20
The ring of fire… SCORE 26
Those darn Euroeans… SCORE 29
Puis-je emprunter votre stylo? SCORE 19
Sorry scoobs… SCORE 14
They are real, and they are coming. SCORE 34
The foundation is the powerhouse of the person. SCORE 29
Mother bi SCORE 26
So drive, then. SCORE 24
2spooked SCORE 14
My spirit animal, basically… SCORE 22
Dang it, Cleo… SCORE 33
Nice. SCORE 28